This design features a black and white sign with a message that reads, "SOMEONE, PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M RETIRED." The text is written in a casual, handwritten style, with the words "SOMEONE" and "I'M RETIRED" emphasized by being larger than the other words. The phrase "PLEASE TELL MY WIFE" is in a smaller font size, and the word "WIFE" is capitalized. The sign appears to be a humorous or affectionate way for someone to communicate their retirement status to their spouse.